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Review Review- The Sandra Bernhard Experience by Justin Braveman All we wanted was a review of a T.V. show. Justin watches Bernhard and suddenly declares a revolution. Will Law and Order Prevail? from the editor It's Sandra fans versus Law & Order fans. Question: What's the dumbest thing about television?   Ron Kuby Radio Talk Show Host, Activist Lawyer "I like TV. I really do. It's a relaxing way to zone out. I mostly watch Nick these days--I particularly like the Wild Thornberrys and Facts of Life reruns. I also watch the Yankees. Go figure." Kevin Roberts CEO of Saatchi and Saatchi "The zapper!" Ed Koch Commentator, Mayor of New York 1978-89 "Canned laughter on sitcoms." Paul Goebel The King of Television "It would be easier to answer what ISN'T dumb about TV. But if I had to pick, it would be each and every show produced by Peter Engel (Saved by the Bell, One World, HangTime, Malibu, CA, etc.). These shows are so childishly written and poorly acted that it should come as no surprise, I have guest starred on many of them. They are so terrible I almost can't watch myself...almost." Interviews Pat Leborio He's the sumo wrestler in the Reebok commercial and one of L.A.'s hottest comics. Find out about the "Razorman". Brad Slaight He was a regular on Young and the Restless and has written for The Tonight Show. Meet the multi-talented, multi-faceted, and just plain multi Brad Slaight. Shelley Malil You've seen him on Budweiser's How-Are-You-Doing?! commercial during the Super Bowl. Chances are you've seen him on E.R., NYPD Blue, and The Jamie Foxx Show as well. He can also climb trees, really. Newest Articles Words to the Star Trek Theme by Vinny Badabing Come sing the words to the Star Trek theme with Vinny. C'mon! It's just like karaoke! Bears in the Cubes by Justin Braveman Justin has some ideas for shows. Read them at your own risk. Going Ape Dept. Planet of the Apes, dumb cartoon Sure, you'll see this summer's blockbuster flick by Tim Burton, but do any of you remember the rotten cartoon series?

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